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Hey everyone,

I just wanted to let you know that I'll be out of the office on 12/25 for Christmas day, and will be returning on 12/28. I hope you all have a great holiday, and remember to stay safe! I look forward to talking with you all when I return. I'll leave you with this customized FocusRS.org Christmas poem:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum,
Not a member was stirring, which wasn’t the norm;
All the members’ stockings were hung by their chimneys with care,
In hopes that their Ford Racing Performance Parts soon would be there;
All were sleeping snug in their beds,
While replays of Rebirth of an Icon rolled through their heads;
When out in the road there arose such a squealin’,
They knew the familiar sound had to be tires a peelin’;
Down their stairs they flew like a jet,
Tore open the door after nearly tripping over the family pet;
The moon shined down on the city below,
But with all the smoke from the tires, all they could see was a glow;
When what to their curious eyes should appear,
But HID headlamps that grew brighter as they came near;
With one quick pass, the sight made them lose their mind,
It was Santa driving a new 2016 RS, drifting around any turn he could find;
After he did a few cul-de-sac donuts, he came back down the road,
Quickly switching from Drift to Sport mode;
He tossed gifts to all watching, and to the members, a ride along,
Sitting back in the RECAROs, they sought after the haters to prove them wrong;
Each track they would come to, they would give all a fright,
And laugh as they pulled away from their competition, once the tree dropped to the green light;
As dawn drew near, and the members were returned home,
They laid in bed, falling asleep to the sound of the RS exhaust tone;
Through the windows they saw the glow of the taillights as they burned every so bright,
And heard Santa shout as he drove away, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”


Nick (no, not that one ;))
 

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Thanks for all the info Nick... Have a great Christmas.
 

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Ha! Great poem. Have a Merry Christmas Nick and thanks for keeping us a little saner during the wait.
 
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